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Intelligent design

Mike Jones

With the demise of the Bush Empire, I was labouring under the illusion that we had a slim chance of emerging from the latest go at recreating the Dark Ages. But I was wrong. Very wrong. We seem to be only replacing one kind of idiocy with a couple of new flavours.

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A woman has been arrested over a scuffle outside an Adelaide church.

It is alleged she punched a police officer outside the church at Kilkenny on Sunday.

Police allege the woman had been swearing and behaving in a disorderly manner as parishioners left the morning service and that she turned on police when they tried to calm her down.

The woman, 44, from Woodville Gardens has been granted bail to appear in Port Adelaide Magistrates Court next month.